Why Do These Exist? (short answer: Why do YOU exist?)

Because of my preparation for the insanity of a History essay combined with some talking-with-a-friend about a problem, this post will be short, moderately non-sensical, and is 2 hours and 20 minutes late. In any case, check out these "humorous units of measurement", care of Wikipedia.

So, so useless. Yet for some reason, incredibly amusing. Notables include the Missy Elliot, the Smoot, the Millirubbia, The Hobo Power, the Helen, and the MegaFonzie.

Does it make me a bad person if I scowled at the offensiveness and existence of The Hitler, but laughed at its sheer absurdity and impracticality? Possibly. Please don't judge.